6 DEMANDS I WOULD MAKE IF I WERE OWS

Ahem..6 Demands I would make if I were OWS
1. I Demand that the Federal Reserve do it’s job to regulate and prevent future incredibly high risk investment trends among the major investment banking firms. There is still to this day, no more discernible regulation coming from the Federal Reserve than there was in 2008 and this is unacceptable.
2. I Demand that the Government create and enforce a Debt Forgiveness Act for families sold on bad mortgages from the banks that includes Federal Penalties to the Banks who sold said bad mortgages.
3. I Demand the Government spend money made from aforementioned DFA (Debt Forgiveness Act) Federal Penalties on a Domestic Debt Relief Program that relieves credit debt from families sold on bad mortgages from the banks.
4. (Obviously) I Demand that the Government fairly tax the top 1% of wealthy Americans. 19% of income is not fair when the defined middle class pays 66%.
5. I Demand that the American Jobs Act be amended to actually create jobs with Start-Up Tax Incentives, Education Funding, and Federal Lending Programs for small businesses.
6. And Lastly, I Demand that Congress be abolished and that all laws be created and enforced by me and me alone.
What’s your list?